Marketing Magic {Wands Are For WIIIMPS}

Station is a Marketeer and a Magician. In his group for one of his classes he has surprised all the muggles by doing some crazy cuttin' and pastin' and makin' some charts. They were all fooled by him that he did that and they felt they were making him do too much.

This morning, I received an email from him with a magical table that he had made for people to see how his presence in my life has not hindered my blogging. I didn't even know that people were really having an issue with this, but Station felt it needed to be addressed. Table style.

I felt like I should include the entire email so you can see his wordage, which makes this whole thing totally incomprehensible. I can't understand a single sentence. It is probably because I have taken this semester off. However, here is the email in it's full glory:

Dear Cassidie,

I was working on my marketing research paper when I decided that I was going to find out if it's true what everyones says, that you've stopped updating your blog since you started dating me. I compiled your blog posts per month since you started blogging in August of 2008 and ran a two-sample t-Test to determine if there was a statistically significant difference between the two means. As you can see in the attached table, the P value for a two-tail sample is .088, much higher than the standard .05 alpha level for establishing significant statistical variation. The conclusion is that over the last 7 months you have been blogging at essentially the same rate as the 24 months preceding our courtship. Just though you'd like to know.

Oh and I love you.

Love,

{Station}