Monday, June 28, 2010

If You Like Alot

I remember being taught that the words a and lot were never to be together. It was in fourth grade. By my teacher Miss Tuft. And just like her name she was a man-like beanie baby loving lesbian. She didn't like me. Or anyone else. But. I have forever known not to write alot. ever. and doing so the past two times have been the first two times I have ever done it. So be aware. Anyway. A friend of mine showed me a blog that had the greatest idea of what alot really was. Please read it. And take it to heart. I think she/he (for I still don't know who/what is writing this blog) is really on to something. And if you get the chance, go ahead and find this person's guide to better relationship stuff. That isn't the name of the post I just can't remember what it was. Anyway. Please enjoy.

ps. I put the link at the end so you would actually read through the entire post since I know how you are.

pps. I do not claim to be any sort of grammatical hero. I never do anything right. especially in my writing. I just don't like when people write alot. or say it. because they say it the same as a lot, but don't really know how to spell it.