It's amazing how long I have gone thinking I was a dwarf. So silly, ignorant and naive am I. Thank you for enlightening me. I'll give you my first born child.
I'll even throw in some peppermint candies since you have opened my eyes. Maybe I will get a mirror. It will have to be made for huge monstrous giants.....those ugly tall people.....i cant stand even looking at them. Mutated by some gross abnormal bacteria.
