Oh The Castle of Chaos!!!

So I thought that my life would be this crazy and wild party when I went to college...however I am still working on that...slowly. So, instead I went with my awesome ...and married sister and her husband....Jessica and Randon and all their married friends...I know I am working hard on that social life...but I tagged along with them. They decided that a haunted house was the way to go. The Castle of Chaos. SCARY!!!! I think to myself. I can't just go with a bunch of coupled up people and be scared by myself. So I say no I can't go. But with my sister's great persuasion I change my mind and prepare for the worst. Once I got there I see a man walk by all dressed up and start to get giggly. Also we decided to pay three extra dollars to get the blood fest just to jazz it up a little. So we get this yellow pancho with a hood that wont stay up and we begin the trek. As i grasp Jessica with one hand and lightly tap the married man in front of me, hoping that he doesn't assume foul play I see many jumpy things. Blah blah blah we get minimal amounts of blood on us sadly... and this so called scary event turned out to be very anti-climatic and quite a bummer for all that money. I am pretty dang sure I can find other ways to scare myself like spraying Lysol at my sister(if confused see Lysol post) or going to the coffin house up by Jordan High School and be chased by satan worshipers. By the way Utah is said to be the second in the nation to have the most satan worshiping teens in the nation....Too bad we can't say much about our haunted houses.