Apple Bum

Alright! on behalf of all the obsessed men in this world....my father and brother mostly included I give a big loud shout out to the grand old Red Sox. As I sit here at.....11:18 p.m. and think to myself yes, regular college students go to bed around two-ish, however, I live with old people and there is only one thing i cherish more than food is sleep. so I sit here begging my father to let me go to bed so that i don't die....and he sit here telling me to stay focused.....I guess he has forgotten my sole purpose in life is to stay focused longer than I can chow down a hot dog, which i can do pretty fast, so i say go Red Sox so that maybe I will be given a voucher for the next game and will be able to go to bed instead of hearing some man talk about singles and a full count. My favorite player is Papelbon, who is the closer. Which means he comes out at the end of the game and kicks every one of the other teams white hineys. I enjoy him for many reasons; his name, his awesome fastball( I asked my knowledgeable brother which was his best, just using my resorces), and of course his facial expression which my family calls "cat butt". Thanks to our vivacious cousin, Destiny, who made up this whacky game where you make your face into a so called "cat butt" and you cant laugh nor show your teeth while you actually say "cat butt". try it, it's great. anyways i think he is the cat's pajama's when it comes to baseball and anything else. Have a good World Series my fellow Americans. AND unfortunately I cannot upload a picture of his face that i am talking about so if your curious watch the game or just google him